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Desperation strikes! Commission sale bonanza!

July 19, 2008

Situation: Critical!

Time: Limited!

Mission: Potentially idiotic!

So, I go on my holidays on Thursday night. As much as I’m looking forward to the break and seeing both the friends I’m travelling with and the friends I’m staying with…. I have no money at all! Literally, less than £50 to last the whole time I’m away, which will cover the journey from the airport, probably.

Therefore, I’m doing something that one side of my brain is excited about, and the other side is screaming “NOOOOO!” at me for.

Commission sale time, folks! Until Wednesday morning, I’m taking requests for bean men characters, with a quick background, for $10 each. Yeah, that works out at £5, which means I’ll have to work my ass off just to double my spends, but needs must when desperation hits you in the crotch with a mallet.

To reiterate:

ANY CHARACTER – $10 – UNTIL WEDNESDAY MORNING.

If I get too many requests that I can’t possibly make them in time, I’ll update here saying so. Until then, hit me!

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Thor struck this week

June 28, 2008

What a nightmare. This week just seems to have gone all wrong, every day piling a fresh heap of poo onto the previous shovel load. Of course, I’m slightly overdramatising, but that’s my nature. Essentially, I’ve discovered that I’m not the type of person who is any good at contingency plans, so when my car loses the ability to get me to work, it becomes a crisis. The part I needed to fix said car was expensive and the labour costs were, frankly, totally blown out of proportion. Ebay came to the rescue, but couldn’t deliver for a few days. Since the broken part was the windscreen wiper mechanism, everything would be hunky dory as long as it didn’t rain.

So Thursday (Thor’s day… God of Thunder… Supervisor of the Rain Department… total pain in the buttocks), along comes the biggest downpour for months. Nice. Had to beg for a lift home and back to work on Friday. To make matters worse, I cracked a tooth on an onion ring that night. “How?” I hear you ask. Well, it’s easy when you burn your dinner because you’re so busy trying to hassle your insurance company to send the documents they forgot to send earlier this year, so you can tax your car.

All of which adds up to a mighty “Nyaaaaargh!” So, this last week is probably best chalked up to experience. Move on.

In that spirit, I’ve been working hard on one of my projects today, and I intend to get even more done tomorrow. It’s quite therapeutic in a way, losing yourself in drawing. Off to see Radiohead at Lancashire Cricket Ground tomorrow too, which is the perfect end to the week. Maybe this week has been trying to balance out the fun I’ll have tomorrow night? If so, it can forget trying that kinda stunt again.

Did a warm-up (well, 2 hours, but I got carried away) today, and it’s turned into one of my favourite bean men images yet. Appropriate, too. Mr. Thor himself!

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Rain, why do you mock me?

June 22, 2008

So, I’ve had a slight problem with my car this week. One windcreen wiper works, one doesn’t. Unfortunately, this week has also decided to be the first to host torrential downpours, at least in a few months. The adventure of getting the car to the garage, through pouring rain, having to stop every 100 yards to open the bonnet and temporarily fix the linkage back together is something that isn’t a great tale to tell, so I’ll spare you. Suffice to say, it took a large chunk of my Saturday away from me.

Still, positive thinking is the order of the day (week, month, year, decade, life…) so the thing to concentrate on is the productivity of the last few days. I’m loving the progress I’ve made since ditching the comics/art forums and just getting to work. So far this weekend, I’ve finished two private commissions (a family portrait and a band logo), I’ve worked on some Transformers: Mosaic stuff (which I’m very excited about, hopefully I’ll be able to reveal why later), finished –**RETROSPECTIVELY CENSORED**–

All this, and without the use of my legs. What an urban achiever I must be. Okay, slight exagerration, but the fact remains I am getting rather… shall I say… portly. Maybe rotund, I like that term. This isn’t due to being lazy or eating too much, or drinking too much. Really. I eat healthily, for the most part, and I quit drinking last weekend, until my holiday in the States at the end of July, at least. The problem is, I have a weird clicking knee problem, which doesn’t hurt, but I’ve been advised by the doctor to not do any kind of exercise involving knee-bending. Which leaves swimming (I’m terrified of water) and weights. Weights are fine, but you don’t lose weight off your gut area. My physio won’t start until I register with another doctor, which isn’t easy, due to my working hours. Better sort it out soon, though, or I’ll end up looking like everyone expects a comic geek to look like.

That preview image from the last post? Yeah, that’s still in progress. For some reason, though, I had to work up this Gambit image, since my sketchbook has been screaming at me to do it for months. Here’s the end result. I’m satisfied.

A bit of ol\' Gambers for ya

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Cutting down and going up

June 18, 2008

The internet steals from you. It’s a naughty little sod and it needs a clip ’round the ear.

So says the guy who has finally resolved to stop being distracted by message boards and social networking sites and use his PC time far more productively. It’s so damn easy to lose track of the time, or even get caught in a loop of certain websites. You know, MySpace, Facebook, your e-mail account, DeviantART, Newsarama, back to MySpace (in case you got a message), back to Facebook (in case you got a message)… and so on and so on. If the internet isn’t thieving time off of you, it’s at the very least aiding and abetting procrastination and that still carries a sentence.

Today was the first day of my self-imposed exile from this kinda stuff. I will keep up to date, maybe on weekends, and I’ll check my e-mail every so often, but my screen will be full of work for the vast majority of the time from now on. Time to get serious.

So, today was good. I made some progress on a comic I’m illustrating, organised my time for a colouring job, scheduled time over the weekend for a small job and still managed to be ready to go to work tomorrow, with ironed shirt and everything. It’s a great feeling, not scrambling around all of the time. More hours in the day than some would have you believe.

So here’s a little taster of a warm-up vectorization I’m working on as a tribute to one of my artistic heroes when I was growing up. Teaser, more than taster, I guess. I’ll post the whole thing soon enough.

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Some good, some bad.

June 7, 2008

Ho! It’s June already, and the general populace of Manchester are complaining that we “haven’t had much of a summer, have we?”, despite summer not officially having started yet. Nothing like a bit of positivity, eh?

Good things that have happened since my last post:

Went to visit the family, back in Yorkshire. Only a flying visit, but we managed to sneak in a trip to a small farm (the kind that lets you roam around and feed the animals) where we saw alpacas, dwarf horses and these strange emu-like birds that I can’t remember the name of for the life of me. Yes, I can. They’re called Reas, or Rheas. I remember because I had ‘Road to Hell’ stuck in my head for hours afterwards. Until about 8pm, actually, where it was replaced by the tunes of Twisted Wheel and The Pigeon Detectives, opening the refurbished Bridlington Spa. Fairly decent music, not really my thing but I always appreciate live music anyway. Tinitus rules!

Tuesday night, I went with some friends to see The Weakerthans at Manchester’s Academy 3. They played a real mellow set, with nobody in the crowd doing anything other than a little light swaying, but that’s their thing (I think). “Everybody have good time” as the Russian M.A.S.K. agent would say. The support act was brilliant as well. If you ever get the chance to check out Dawn Landes, I highly recommend it. Very stripped-down songwriting, sweet songs and she’s very nice as a person, to boot. I bought her CD from the merch stall, and I was surprised to find her actually selling me the disc personally.

Now… Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I wanted to like this, God knows I did. I’m a huge fan of the first three films and although my expectations were low, my hopes were high. It came in at around the same level of enjoyment as Independence Day did. A fun enough spectacle, but at least it’s not part of a series I love. Wait… it is.

Oh, hell.

It falls into every blockbuster convention as if somebody had put a thin covering of leaves over a hole just in front of a great, original idea. It currently is trying to claw its way out, but, as the withered corpses of Attack of the Clones and X-Men 3 would suggest, it’s not worth it. You’re done, Indy.

There are some redeeming features. The effects are great, and LeBeouf’s performance is miles better than the rest of the cast. But, you watch Raiders and tell me how much ILM had to do to enhance that movie. This series should be about running, fighting, exploring and witty lines. … Skull has these things, but in such a different way that it’s just not right. Compare Ford and Blanchett trading barbs at the start (or middle, or end) to Ford and Paul Freeman in Raiders‘ classic bar scene. The dialogue just doesn’t compare, nor do the actors, as convincing characters. Ford seems to have lost all of his subtlety.

Such a shame. But life goes on.

Good film news… my buddy Scott O Brown has recently had his comic Atlantis Rising optioned by Dreamworks! It’s not the most red-hot news right now, since it was posted in April, but I can’t believe I haven’t mentioned it yet. Here’s the news item. I’m currently working with Scott on a project we’re both really excited about, and hopefully I’ll be blogging the hell out of it shortly! While I’m talking about Mr Brown, why not vote for his Zuda webcomic Red Ice, currently vying for a place in the winners’ circle.

Right, back to the work. Zippedy-doo-dah.

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I am a liar. You’ll get over it.

May 20, 2008

Hey, at least I’m updating regularly, even if it’s not when I say it will be. That’s the very nature of blogging though, isn’t it?

Well, what’s been going on? Since the last post, the UK government have approved human/animal hybrid embryos for research purposes. Lawks. Quite apart from the fact that this story has disappeared almost immediately, as opposed to the Victoria Beckham cack that usually stretches on for weeks, this was a genuine shock to me. I’ll admit to not reading further into the subject but this has got me thinking. On the one hand, the geek in me wants to see minotaurs serving me a coffee in Starbucks in eighteen years, but on the other, more sensible hand, the ethics of it… Christ. I know they’re not going to raise them or even let them live until the point they’re generally considered to be beings, but what a horrible step this is. It’s crossed a line. And true to the bleak sci-fi movies we’ve scoffed at, it passed by without a huge fuss being made. It’s not like me to comment on news stories. Hell, I hardly understand what most of it means. Still, this is just a little too weird for me, I think.

On a brighter note, Manchester has a new radio station devoted to classic rock! Woo! Now, I consider myself to be a lapsed music appreciater. Around my 27th birthday, I stopped caring as much about music. Lost my passion, you might say. It was almost heartbreaking that I couldn’t get the same enjoyment out of new music, but that might have had something to do with the guitar music renaissance turning out to be nothing more than a load of Mockney twiglets with nasal voices trying oh, so hard to be the Spiders from Mars and, in reality, being the new R Whites bloke en masse. Still, keeping abreast of decent music isn’t hard as long as you have access to MySpace. The site is pretty much tacky awfulness, but it’s doing more for music than RCA, Sony and B & Q combined. So as a result, hope has arrived in the form of Remi Miles (better in his demos than polished tracks, in my humble onion), Haunts, Los Campesinos and very recently, Midnight Juggernaut. Seriously, go and listen to them now. Their whole album is on MySpace right now, and I will buy it.

Oh yeah, the radio station. Well, in the absense of a wave of amazing new stuff, what better way to spend your car journey than by soundtracking it with the greats? It’s cheese, pure and simple, but nothing beats driving on a hot sunny day, ears full of Van Halen or (as was my motorway theme today) Def Leppard’s 80s-tastic ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’. Awesomeness on a scale I can’t measure. So far, no ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’, which can only be a good thing for the song’s own sake. It’s in danger of joining ‘Simply the Best’, ‘I Will Survive’ and that bloody Tony Christie **SONG THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED** in the league of songs that have been played to death, resurrected and handed to the general public (including the ones who are just unbelievably stupid) on a silver platter to have as their own. Shaun of the Dead brought it back in a cool way, but also set it up for this kind of treatment. Now Cadbury’s have put the final nail in the coffin. You know the ad: the follow-up to the gorilla one (also terrible), and if you have no idea, I refuse to link to it. Why encourage them?

Yeah, my point is that classic rock is great. I’m not even a dad, so it is a valid point.

However, I will soon be thirty. That’s not the best thing on Earth. We’re talking January, so there’s time to do some of the legendary ‘Things to do Before You’re 30′ rubbish. Maybe I’ll Google a list and see if there’s anything feasible on there. I will not skydive or bungee jump (scared of heights) or swim with dolphins (scared of water). We’ll see, though.

Midnight now. Tiredness setting in. Another sign of impending ‘calm’ age setting in. I’m wearing slippers too, for God’s sake! Aaaargh!

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Today was FA Cup Final Day!

May 17, 2008

And what a day it was. Wow.

I’m kidding, I didn’t watch the match or any of the three hour build-up the BBC deem necessary to slap into the schedules. Heard the result though, which was exactly what I thought it’d have been. Portsmouth beat Cardiff City. Ta-da! Laurel wreaths all round. There’s some fantastic news though, in that the English fan contingent were so amazingly respectful of the Welsh ‘Land of my Fathers’ song that was performed before kick-off that they booed right through it. Good on ya, you bunch of idiots. Hope you all fall down a well.

So what was I doing that was so bloody important? Have a guess. No, wha– why would I be doing that? Weirdo. No, I was once again Jamie Roberts: Professional Hermit for Hire. Sat in my office (which, rather handily, doubles as my bedroom) at my PC for many hours, illustrating like a madman. Not literally. I mean, the artwork would no doubt be childlike and possibly give some kind of insight into my twisted mind. No, I meant intensely. Forgoeing the usual daily tasks like breakfast, lunch, showering and stepping outside of the house, I managed to be twice as productive as normal. Shame I can’t show anything at this stage.

So tomorrow is a good day. I have a new project to get my teeth into, which reprises a… I hasten to say ‘franchise’, so maybe ’series’ is better… that I very much enjoyed working on the first time. Also tomorrow, my friend and housemate Dave is running the Manchester Run (probably not its official title), which is something like 10K. Good luck, says I. No doubt I’ll be cheering the wheezing sod along, safe in the knowledge that my dodgy knee prevented me from entering alongside him. Hahaha!

As a treat tonight, I let myself finish working around 8.00 and endulged in some Chinese chicken foo young and Identity. That’s a film, not a post-modern Chinese dish. Been meaning to watch it for a while, but it’s one of those movies where someone told me the twist as soon as they saw it, so I was in no great hurry. It was pretty much your average suspense/thriller tat, and John Cusack once again did a sterling job of looking a bit pissed off in the pouring rain. The twist might have been impressive if I hadn’t heard about it years ago. Everything else was pretty much predictable. Ah well, it passed the time.

Boing! Time for bed. Update tomorrow — yeah, tomorrow.

I know.

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Criminy Jicket! and other stories

May 15, 2008

Damn! Damn damn damn! I swore to myself that this time I’d actually keep posting regularly.

Ah well, I’m over it now. Onwards and upwards.

So, what’s new? Well, in no particular order… I just got back from the Bristol Comic Expo (we like the word Expo rather than Con here, for some bizarre reason) and ’twas ace. A real experience that I look forward to repeating every year. Finally managed to get over the fear that engulfed me at Birmingham last October when trying to speak to creators I admire. Surely, it’s silly to be all awestruck. Staz Johnson was a hoot, with a real good sense of humour. Wish I’d taken an old Transformers comic for him to sign. Also, Liam Sharp was every bit as friendly as he is on DeviantART and it was pretty exciting that once I told him my username on DA he was very positive about my stuff, recognising me immediately. I got some very useful contacts and met people within the industry, which I wasn’t expecting to do since I literally went as a fan but took my portfolio along, just in case. Andie Tong, Kris Justice, Dylan Teague and the mighty Jimmy Bott were amongst them. Jimmy’s a cracking bloke, who did more to promote me there than I did. Really talented artist, too. Look him up, it’s worth it!

So, what else? Well, my first Transformers: Mosaic page has been uploaded for all to see.

Here it be!

I’m kinda pleased with it. More pleased by the reaction, which has been pretty damned positive. There’s more to come, says I.

I’m still working on sequentials for the ‘AC & J’ series that began with ‘Doxy Proxy’, the tale that has been twice postponed in Image Comics’ Popgun. Far as I know, we’re set for volume 3 now, but don’t take that as gospel. Anyway, more adventures of Jesus and the Anti-Christ are a’ comin’. Some superhero stuff too, which is being pitched around as I speak/type/poke a ferret with a lampshade.

The weather around here has been uncharacteristically gorgeous. Hot, not warm, for over a week now, resulting in people skiving off work to sit in a beer garden, ice cream vans having to start work early, with bewildered workers inside them, surprised that people want ice cream and not just the usual drugs they supply (Not all, of course, but can you think of any reason the ice cream van would still come around in mid-December in a blizzard? Nope, neither can I).

Makes me realise that the weather really, seriously affects my mood, as I’m sure it does to others. Apparently, it’s called S.A.D. (Seasonal Affected Disorder, or something), but it has nothing to do with seasons. Sun’s out? Motivation is higher. You can do things, go out, plan something that doesn’t have to be indoors to stand a chance of working out. Maybe this is a British point of view, but having a contingency plan in case it pours with rain is commonplace. If the sun was out for much longer, personally I’d go nuts with cheerfulness and creativity.

What I’m trying to say in a roundabout way, is that it’s a shame we have to coop ourselves up in offices for 9+ hours a day and stare out of the window with envious eyes. Office work, in fact any indoor work when the weather is good, isn’t conducive to a happy working environment. I know that even when I get in from a day’s work and it’s a beautiful day, I have to shut all of that out if I’m going to stand any chance of getting artwork done. It’s all done on a PC, in a room that barely sees any sunlight. And it takes hours. It’s not an uncommon sacrifice. Ask any comics professional and they’ll tell you that you have to seriously restrict your social life if you’re going to make it in the industry. When it’s so very tempting just to cross the road to have a quick drink in the sun, though…

Hellish. If only somebody could invent a non-reflective screen for a laptop. Happy days would be here again.

So, I didn’t mean for that to sound negative. I love the weather like this, and I wouldn’t change it for anything. Things, as a whole, are good. Many irons in the fire, many fingers in pies, three coins in a fountain and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Now, I have work to do.

But I do have to go out soon. Damn you, temptation!

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A little tutorial for the masses

March 13, 2008

Okay, because nobody demanded it… here’s a little insight into how I illustrate my ‘bean men’.

I chose to do Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters, mostly because I’m looking to work on illustrations for pop culture mags, but also because he’s a cool visual. So, first things first. I work in Illustrator CS, and only use Photoshop for cropping and resizing, etc.


Step 1: Scan the original sketch (yes, my pencil work is always that rough) in Photoshop, name the file and open a new doc in Illustrator. I always use a 250mm x 250mm template. File > Place the scan, and lock the layer. Open a new layer to do the linework.


Step 2: Trace the outlines and features using the pen tool. I’ve used a thick pink line here for clarity’s sake. All of the stray lines are there for a reason. Having them makes the whole process faster, believe it or not. (Tip: You may notice I forget to save this document until I’ve totally finished it. Don’t do that. I’m stupid.)

This section looks a litle crowded, and some lines are doubled back over each other. Basically, when I hit the Divide button in a second… ah, you’ll see.


Step 3: I’ve hidden the lines that would interfere a little (Ctrl+3), and selected all the other overlapping shapes. Then I hit Divide in the Pathfinder palette. All of these sections are now individual shapes. They’re grouped, which is useful so I leave them that way and use Direct Selection (A) to edit for now. Best thing to do at this stage is to give all of these sections a fill colour so you can select easily. I delete shapes that I don’t need, like between Venkman’s legs and the edges of his collar, and I combine shapes, such as the two sections of the gloves, the three sections of his face, and so on.


And it’ll look like this.


Step 4: The shapes I hid earlier come back into play here. From this stage, I like to combine and copy the finished shapes before hitting Divide again. The backpack, symbol and straps are going to be dealt with here.


Like so. Yeah, I know the hose thingy doesn’t fit right. No biggie, that’s what the pen tool does best.


Step 5: Being a simple kinda guy, I like to keep my facial features very simple too. All it requires is to highlight the eyes, eyelids and lips and outline the stroke. Then they’re shapes too! Shapes are happy things! I hit Divide again and combine the sections I want, deleting the ones I don’t.


Step 6: Now we’re getting somewhere. Slapping some colours on this puppy makes it feel like I’m nearly finished. Truth is, it’s easy to get lazy here and leave it. It would look crap though. At this stage, I select everything and turn off all strokes.

Step 7: Depth. I adjust colours so they a) look better and b) don’t clash. The biggest problem with my style is that being so simple, if I have two objects of the same colour overlapping, I need to remedy that with shading or outlines. I don’t outline, so that leaves one option. It’s not always accurate in terms of light source, but sometimes it would look weird if it was.


Step 8: Background. New layer. Like I said, simple. A grid of yellow rectangles on darker rectangles, behind lighter rectangles. With a big purple rectangle behind and a side salad of pale circle. Overdo the background on a bean man and suddenly the focus has shifted. I put him on top of a city building with the cityscape behind (and my almost trademark moon) because through association, you pretty much know which scene this is, right? Right?


Step 9: I don’t do halos much anymore. Used to be every time, but they can overpower a picture. This time, there’s quite a lot of dark on dark, so a halo it is. (In all honesty, I might change this later) This is done by selecting all shapes on the character layer, copying and pasting behind with a thick stroke (rounded caps and joins). Then outline the stroke (never leave a stroke, or any resizing for future use will get all screwed up).


And… ta-daaah!!! One Venkman, extra beany. Now sit back, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over…

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Charity sketch card auction

March 8, 2008

A quick note to let you guys know about the charity auction I’m involved in.

Probably should have told you about this earlier, since it’s happening today, but the auction is in support of the American Cancer Society, and it starts at 5pm (that’s 1700 hours for anyone in the military) today, although that’s US time (and I can’t figure out which), so that’s probably 10pm (2200, soldier) UK time. Like anyone from the UK will even read this…

Anyhoo, the point is, all of the money will go to the charity and there are loads of well known artists involved, like David Mack, Jim Valentino and Steve Rude to name a few. Lots of guys like me too, who just want to do something to help out. There’s some great stuff, which I’ve seen with me own googly eyes. My contribution is this series of six Thundercats portraits, which is a departure for me in that it’s done in pencils and marker.

There’s also an exhibition of the cards today at
Comics 2 Games
166 Mt. Zion Rd.
Florence, Ky, 41042.

I hope this does some good. It would be a great feeling to see the bids come in, so if any of you guys reading this like what you see, please head over to the auction page

Cheers!